And now I will light you on fire

And now I will light you on fire Hi, I'm Bookworm773, Bookit, or Naomi, depending where you know me from. I'm 17 and I post a lot of TF2 and Dishonored, as well as a whole bunch of other fandom crap. Hope you enjoy!

"What is Kevin, precisely? He appears to exhibit several characteristics that aren't at all standard for humans, and I theorised that perhaps he could be genetically engineered - chimeric - but I understand there are also some independently nonhuman sapients in the greater Desert Bluffs and Night Vale region, of which it's also possible he's an example. Information or research papers would be greatly appreciated!"

Asked by Anonymous

caesarsantiago:

Ahem.  Our analysis has proven rather inconclusive as to the exact nature of what Kevin is.  There have been, however, some interesting finds.

Part of his chemical make-up is reminiscent of cosmic debris, or as some of the interns have come to call it, ‘star dust.’  The other parts are, as listed in the reports, “unknown and quite frankly horrifying.”  He has the ability to shapeshift at will, but only when the dosages of his medication are lowered or stopped.  Otherwise, his abilities are hampered quite a bit.

His anatomy appears primarily human, with a few notable exceptions—a third functioning eye, his teeth, and…ah, well, his genitalia, intersex by nature, though that he can shapeshift that as well if it pleases him to.

Considering the extent of his pre-stasis amnesia, however, we have not been able to ask him for further information.  He remembers little outside of his life in the lab.

alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

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alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

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ouroporos:

one day in turret’s life

thatmetticguy:

actually the funniest fucking joke in the history of TF2

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thatmetticguy:

actually the funniest fucking joke in the history of TF2

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captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

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aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

starexorcist:

Gavin’s Heist was a good one

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starexorcist:

Gavin’s Heist was a good one

shingworks:

oh hm… some unused art from thing… can’t believe these are 2 years old now T__T Man. Oh well, expect new art soon.

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shingworks:

oh hm… some unused art from thing… can’t believe these are 2 years old now T__T Man. Oh well, expect new art soon.

"Dear Guy Who Wants Me to Stop Talking About Feminism"

This is an amazing video by renowned skeptic Rebecca Watson, in response not to the millions of rape and death threats she receives, but instead in response to the people who tell her to stop talking about these threats.  For those of you who are unaware of her, she has been harassed many times by the skeptic society, and then always promptly told to shut her mouth when she expresses justified outrage at it.

This is really worth a watch.

Source: X

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mongoliantiger:

I’ll do Edward’s one another time.